blog 2009/12/19 - KWANZANNUKAXMAS MADNESS
Holidays are here, and as per is traditional around these parts, I've prepared a selection of alternative holiday songs.
What's that? Holy shit... _2_ selections of holiday songs!
Who loves ya?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
OK, well it's mostly xmas songs, but meh. What are you going to do?
At the bottom of this post I am also going to point out the 2007 and 2008 edition as well. If you're new here, that means 4 albums of the awesomest holiday music. Guaranteed to make your holidays better. Or at least, that much more surreal.
Genres range from no-wave, to traditional crooner, to 8-bit interpretations, to experimental, to funky breakbeat remixes, to parodies, to hipster mashups, to childhood classics, to hiphop excess, to funky soul, and to the invetiable deluge of indie-rock singers singing about their horrible relationships wrapped all in xmas sparkle because omg musicians are messed up and are always having emotional issues and man maybe they shouldn't drink so much at xmas if they know they can't hold their liquor and will just end up fighting with their mom and punching their boyfriend but really it has been building for a while and how could they just sit back and say nothing when they know damn well what they are doing and NO YOU ARE THE ONE WITH A PROBLEM???
We have the timeless pseudo-daterape classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside", where our protagonist refuses to take no for an answer and instead plies his xmas sweetheart with more booze and physical intimidation.
We have "Have Yourself a Final Little Fantasy" that will make any NES fan's heart melt.
There's Robert Goulet jazzing it up on the Simpsons and bopping Milhouse with the microphone.
There's Ween with the inexplicable pseudo-rasta accent doing Silent Night, which somehow goes well with Pizzicato Five's rendition.
King Of Pants mashes in some ALALALA goodness to your vomit-inducing pleasure sensors.
And what would xmas be with David Hasselhoff, really?
TRACKS INCLUDED IN PART 1
Andy Williams - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year (A Shrift Remix)
Brak - 12 Days of Christmas
Bright Eyes - White Christmas
Coil - Christmas Is Now Drawing Near
David Hasselhoff - Joy to the World
Dean Martin - Baby, It's Cold Outside
Death Cab For Cutie - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
DJ BC - You Shook Me All Noel
Doctor Octoroc - Have Yourself a Final Little Fantasy
Duke Ellington - Jingle Bells (Robbie Hardkiss Remix)
Eazy-E - Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas
Frank Sinatra - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Frightened Rabbit - It's Xmas So We'll Stop
John Denver & The Muppets - Deck The Halls
Paddy Roberts - Merry Christmas You Suckers
Pizzicato Five - Silent Night
Ren and Stimpy - Cat Hairballs
Sex Pistols - Jingle Bells
Skindred - Jungle Bells
Stevie Wonder - The Little Drummer Boy
The Berlin Symphony Orchestra - The Nutcracker Suite (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix)
The Long Blondes - Christmas Is Cancelled
The Muppets - One More Sleep 'Til Christmas
The Simpsons - Jingle Bells
Tittsworth - Titts'mas Time (2007 Edit)
Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
TRACKS INCLUDED IN PART 2
Atmosphere - If I Was Santa Claus
Bing Crosby - Happy Holidays (Beef Wellington Remix)
Circlesquare - Untitled (For Christmas)
Dean Martin - Jingle Bells (Dan The Automator Remix)
DJ John - The Christmas Massacre of Charlie Brown
Fats Waller & His Rhythm - Swingin' Them Jingle Bells
Frieder Butzmann - White Christmas
Hard Call Xmas - My Christmas Bells
In Memory - The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Jill Sobule - Jesus Was A Dreidel Spinner
John Denver & The Muppets - We Wish You a Merry Christmas
King Of Pants - Alala Falala Hasselhoff
Lou Rawls - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (awayTEAM Remix)
Michael Palmer - Happy Merry Christmas
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - This Time Of Year
Milly & Silly - Getting Down For Xmas
Rick Potts - Santa's Assasins
Sonic Youth - Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope
Stars - Fairytale Of New York
The Bloody Beetroots - Little Stars
The Harlem Children's Chorus - Black Christmas
The Nat King Cole Trio - All I Want For Christmas (MJ Cole Remix)
The Soul Saints Orchestra - Santa's Got A Bag Of Soul
The Walkmen - No Christmas While I'm Talkin
Ween - Silent Night
So grab part 1 here! http://thetastates.com/mp3s/blog/blog20091219a.zip
And grab part 2 while you are at it! http://thetastates.com/mp3s/blog/blog20091219b.zip
WANT EVEN MORE?
Check out the 2007 and 2008 editions too...
A Band Called Quinn - Its Christmas Time
A plus D - Give Da Jew Girl Toys
Big D and the Kids Table - A Wicked Hardcore Christmas
Bright Eyes - Little Drummer Boy
Dar Williams - The Christians And The Pagans
DJ Flack - Hanukkah In Dub
Frieder Butzmann - Stille Nacht Goes Disco
Hybrid Kids - Deck The Halls (excerpt)
John Denver & The Muppets - Twelve Days of Christmas
Ludacris - Ludacrismas
Mojochronic - Whoville (Won't Get Yuled Again)
Monty Python - Christmas in Heaven
nullsleep - silent night
Sam Flanagan - Frosty DMC
Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her - Here Comes Santa Claus
Secret Chiefs 3 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
The Jackson 5 - Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (Rock Steady Drew Happy Hollabass Mix)
The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York
The Raveonettes - Christmas In Cleveland
Treacherous Three - Xmas Rap
Wham - Last Christmas
Calexico - Gift X-change
Cap'N Jazz - Winter Wonderland
David Bowie & Bing Crosby - Little Drummer Boy & Peace On Earth (Full Version)
God Is My Co-Pilot - Marshmallow World
John Denver - Noel, Christmas Eve, 1913
John Denver & The Muppets - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Melt-Banana - White Christmas
Merzbow - Silent Night
Poxy Boggards - Santa Dog (The Residents cover)
Run DMC - Christmas In Hollis
Sufjan Stevens - Come On! Let's Boogey To The Elf Dance!
Sufjan Stevens - Only At Christmas Time
Tes La Rok - Santa Claus Is Lost
The Muppets - Christmas is Coming
The Residents - Seasoned Greetings
They Might Be Giants - Christmas Cards
They Might Be Giants - Feast Of Lights
William S. Burroughs & Kurt Cobain - The Priest They Called Him
HAPPY FRICKING HOLIDAYS FROM EVERYONE HERE AT CPI'S MP3 BLOG!!!!
Tune in next year, where we discover that Yeasayer and Beach House are already kicking some 2010 ass...
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